Niles, I would *never* confuse a petit verdot for a pomerol. The river between them is just too wide.

EMF, "To day" or "a day"? Thank You

Sewer line humor

EMF How is there no #CSI emoji? Thank You

The stain snail ominously slathers

EMF, Im a really big fan of nutritious slop, Thank You

A boopydoop error in the The New York Times

Bud Light is also how I describe my friendships with other men

jeff benzos, founder of clonazepamazon

EMF, It is illegal to wear green today if you have ever played snake on your phone Thank You

Always did ;)

EMF, My friend got a pregnant duck a while ago and its ducklings just hatched and printed on her. Thank You