I can't believe I just sat and watched someone eat a whole tub of whipped cream in less than 15 minutes.

sTaY aWaY fRoM mY gIrL. 😤😤😤 Kendall Schmidt

My girlfriend likes football more than I do. She really is a keeper. Get it? Keeper? Football? HAH.

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"Drunk off the touch of a kiss, I saw the moon in your eyes."

THAT'S MY GIRL. x.com/edwardsaiex/st…

Your fave could NEVER. x.com/edwardsaiex/st…

I'm so proud! x.com/edwardsaiex/st…

My heart still jumps whenever she calls me something cute.

Not anymore, since you decided to be the Grinch of love! x.com/edwardsaiex/st…

Well, fuck!

Look. We need him. E. x.com/animaiposts/st…

Let's do this. You're the one getting stabbed tho. E. x.com/ghostsightjngs…

— thankful. I truly believe she's my soulmate. My angel. My real-life princess. I love her. I truly, truly do.