guys you’re never gonna believe it but the objectively simple task i’ve been putting off for weeks that’s been filling my heart with pure dread and anxiety during my every waking moment actually took a total of ten minutes to complete

wake up babe architectural digest just dropped photos of barbie’s house from barbie (2023)

iridium scythe

When I say I got that dawg in me this is what I mean

“travel as much as you can while you’re young” me:

Dont know how many more $7-$15 transactions i have left in me

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

The rap girls are having so much fun I love it

Need to start saying more stuff like this

I fell off. (i haven’t taken a selfie i really like)

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

The fact that I rejected napping as a child makes me sick

So I’m supposed to just keep buying groceries and cleaning my kitchen over and over until I die?

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

me when i get overstimulated

another day tomorrow