NEXT TIME YOU SEE A WHITE GUY WITH DREADLOCKS YOU GOTTA ASK HIM IF HE PLAYS IN Korn

Space Jam (1996) ain’t even HALF the cinematic masterpiece that is A Goofy Movie (1995).

YOU EVER SEEN MELEE WEAPONS IN THE PIT?

PROUD OF ALL THE HOMIES GETTING A SHAPE UP TOMORROW. YOU LOOKIN MAD HANDSOME.

I seen the Doodle Bear get a spider-web tat drawn on its face when I was five and knew immediately I’d be a criminal for the rest of my life.

Didn’t get tickets to the Black Flag show

Dunks < BB550s

MY HOMIE TRIED OUT FOR Blue Man Group BUT THEY SAID HE WAS TOO SHORT

HE HAD NUNCHUCKS IN THE PIT!!!

YOU ARE NOT A CAROLINA BAND IF YA VAN AINT SHOWIN ITS ASS ON YOU!

imma peer pressure you into a workout

LIFE IS A PIT AND YOU’RE JUST A PUSH MOSHER

This shower after the DRAIN show really feel like a whole baptism

Lemme tell you

Trippin on some rich folk problems…Me?! Never.

PRO TIP: get a sinus infection a week before tour so every single fart is untrustworthy due to your antibiotics wrecking your gut.

The smog in Richmond got my throat fucked UP

“I’m like Dale Earnhardt toilet paper… Rough tough and don’t take shit off nothin”

My girl 6’2 and like 2 hate mosh.

Bray Wyatt and Terry Funk 2 absolute mad men. Long live professional wrestling.