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You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! You were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! I HATE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

If you start Killers Of The Flower Moon at 8:33:54pm tonight you will ring in the new year with Brendan Fraser

It doesn’t matter how talented or not-talented you are- how could you allow yourself to flop in front of Taylor Swift? I would die. My life would be over.

Somebody hire this person. “Look at this pepperoni pizza you made me” is a perfect scan

TOOOOUUUUUCH MEEEEEE IT’S SO EASY TO LEEEAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEE

Tommy Carcetti could never

This would actually be the greatest moment in American history and the 2nd greatest halftime show of all time

Me yesterday: I’m never getting married Me one second after seeing this pic: SOMEBODY CROWD ME WITH LOVE SOMEBODY FORCE ME TO CARE SOMEBODY MAKE ME COME THRU I’LL ALWAYS BE THERE BEEEEEIIIIIIING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

It’s Bronco Henry

Sorry I can’t come to work tomorrow I drowned in my own tears watching Joni Mitchell on the #Grammys

Today, a parody of "Friends In Low Places." Tomorrow, two co-writes on Taylor's twelfth studio album under the pseudonym Keller Stuyvesant.

Counterpoint: Time, money and Broadway theaters are not in unlimited supply. It is not the responsibility of audiences—including critics—to like and support everything artists create. Every not-great work of art is taking space and resources from other, potentially better ones.

Cats. Opening Night. High af. By the midpoint the audience had turned against the film in the most joyous way possible. The theater shook with laughter and cheers. Judi Dench breaking the 4th wall at the end blew the roof off. 4000/10 Jeremy Fassler

"Your mission is to proceed up to Nung river in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up colonel Kurtz's path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it, learn what you can along the way. When you find colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the colonel's command."

Now THAT'S a student protest I can get behind. Well done kids!

Alone In The Universe is Finishing The Hat for kids

Much love and respect to you, but musical theatre is alive, well, and thriving. Come to New York and see a few!

It’s crazy, no matter how big a city I visit, when I come back home to New York I will inevitably think to myself, “Ahh…civilization at last.”

United Center, 9pm. George W Bush wheels out Jimmy Carter while Taylor Swift and Beyonce sing "This Land Is Your Land" featuring Bruce Springsteen on guitar, Dave Grohl on drums, and Mitt Romney on bass

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