#KeepPounding

So excited for @StillNotanMP!!!!! She did it.

What’s an irrational phobia that you have? For me, it’s snakes. I’m not just talking about the venomous ones. I’m talking garter snakes and even black snakes. They all terrify me.

Miracles really do happen

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story is a powerful and incredibly moving film that I can’t recommend enough. See it in theatres on September 21st and 25th in theatres. #ChristopherReeveStory

As a lifelong Batman super fan, I’m thrilled to add this to the collection!

The 🐐. Now let’s get started on a Multiplicity sequel!

Beetlejuice plays Richard Marx for Lydia… My kid at the movies: Aww! That’s so nice of him.

Kids today will never understand how much laughter The Walker Texas Ranger lever brought us in the early 2000s

Shout out to the urologist today for giving me the scare of my life. This man failed to verify my full name and DOB and told me I had cancer. After some back and forth between us, he finally realized that he was looking at a different person’s chart with the same last name. WTF!

Same. I know a donut in the break room hate to see me coming.

Literally how one of the twins eats pizza.

Seeing the dumbest political takes across social media…

Gaming is solitude for many parents when their kids are still asleep in the morning. That has been absent for a week now because of Call of Duty and Xbox. I just want to play 1-2 matches/20 minutes.

I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Lost my dad today. Don’t worry, he’s not dead. I just blocked him on social media. He posted a celebration video at 3 a.m., and I’m just not allowing him access into mine and my family’s lives anymore. I can forgive, but forgiveness doesn’t have to include access to my life.

I forgot to post this yesterday. I reached my 9 year Army anniversary on 8 November. Originally, I was very adamant that I was ONLY doing my contract of 3 years and 27 weeks on active duty. Funny how things work out though. I’m so thankful to have learned and grown so much.

My wife first told me about this noble cause, and now I’m joining her in hopes to raise money to help youth facing homelessness. If you’re looking for a great cause to support, please consider donating. sleepout.org/index.cfm?fuse…

Literally, the most illiterate people are the ones hooting and hollering about getting rid of the Department of Education.