OK bro

I am far from mentally stable if anyone wants to take advantage of that

Not only am I completely alone, I'm also sick 👍

If 27 is even half as bad as 26, I will be joining the club lol

crying

Retardotron9000 happy birthday to the creator of one of my favorite tweets of all time, feel better soon

Not now kitten, daddy can't breathe out of his nose

the sun should rise at such a rate that it's like being flashbanged

Mission accomplished

Despite it all I'm actually in a really good mood today for some reason

The only good part of the whole Harry Potter series is when the dad goes "our boy's gone yumpy" and the camera cuts to dudley who looks like this

#JOBLIFE Exceptionally silly one from tonight

Oh. Oh my... Your lymph nodes... They're so.. So big and swollen 🥴😩

😭😭😭

Shawty wanna thug bottles in the club

My nana took a stripe off my karate belt because I was bad

Watching Martyrs on Disney plus

Schindler House last Friday

I had a dream that I was trying to take down a king-kong sized zombie with a giant minigun