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I fw the Lorax’s energy, talk to me orange man what’s the movements

“scrappy doo found dead in miami”

some people live in an alternate reality it seems

Pulled up on the opps and let the shrink ray bark at em. they're fraternising with the insects now

dua lipa in 4K

i’ve never heard ted cruz’s voice before that exchange…. my word

CRUZ: no no no that's not what I'm say- TUCKER: you said paddington was born in england, but he was born in the amazon. that's a fact you can look up CRUZ [visibly sweating]: no it's just that I, I mean in a thematic sens- TUCKER: name a single one of paddington's human friends

i really can’t believe the “hole in the floor” line…. i can’t believe they wrote that…

“look at his feet jerry… this kid was born to run… have you ever seen anyone in your life more born to run”

[group of teenagers point and laugh at me as they walk past] my AI girlfriend: they are just jealous of your fire bars king. you should freestyle rap for them me: really? AI gf: one of them may be a record producer

look i’m an old man… i’m detached from a certain music discourse bc i like what i like… but i’ve been watching people ride for a band everyone who seems to have taste hates and i finally looked into it (barely) and i just gotta say… are you guys joking? this shit is so ass lol

bc the stair master made you sweaty and then you laid down on the floor

i just wanna know why… like… i know the real reason… the true reason.. but i want to know the excuse. i want to know what they’re claiming this improves.. can any maga psychos help me out

we should k*ll guys like this. straight up

A prominent 84-year-old congressional politician from South Carolina is robocalling for a mayoral candidate in a city that's 700 miles away from his district and the person he's endorsing bureaucratically murdered a bunch of 80-somethings the last time he was in office