Us: We don't play favorites with words. Also us: "Pitchers and catchers report" is a mighty fine string of words.

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Sometimes it’s not a rejection of you It’s a realization of your worth And their inability to afford you Respect their emotional budget Without judgement of you or them But never lower the price If they can’t offer what you need then you weren’t designed for them

You want to see what’s been making me bust up the last few days? I’m sure you’ve seen it but here it is just in case:

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A 12-year old girl was having difficulty with her math homework during the lockdown. So she emailed her teacher for help. He came over, brought his whiteboard, and taught her through the window. 💪👏

Hi, ER Doc here. Do NOT inject or consume ANY disinfectants in an attempt to kill COVID19.

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Thank you, Governor.

In the history of legal pleadings, this is one of the best opening paragraphs ever written.