what do you think?

a fisherman’s friend’s friend gave me the coronavirus

rip, mr tubesteak

i was drunk and high and now i have a tattoo that says “mom inch nails (pizza)”

trigram for heaven

gucci hdmi cable

gucci hdmi cable with flower sticker censoring its asshole

come to my real estate photography class

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

a noose is a nuisance

i’m sorry for why i was drunk for it would did would

Hard truths: all aliens within 2000 light years of our solar system have now observed christ's baptism, yet 0 aliens have accepted him as their savior. as the radius of the perdition bubble expands, an exponentially increasing number of aliens are being condemned to Hell forever.

planet of the apes chronological order

lady caca and bradley pooper

when you’re drunk or high you should have to wear an armband that says “i’m drunk or high”

dating profile: - 500 word vocabulary - 46 inch long tongue - “love” to “fuck”

if reese’s is a subsidiary of another company i’m going to kill myself