bro are you seriously donning your gay apparel right now

Merry Christmas from us to you!🌲❄️🌲🖤

Wow it’s new years. New year new me. 2017 is gonna be lit!

Perry the fire hydrant!?!!?

I HATE when bugs fly around my ears I will punch myself in the head I don't give a fuck

Fall Out Boy fan: ‘this song literally defined who I am as a person’ Fall Out Boy song title: ‘Scrabble isn’t the best way to pass the time when all I can think of is U and I’

done smoking weed i just don’t think it’s for me anymore

New

Me: *hits blunt* Blunt: *hits me back* Me: woah Blunt: exactly

why don’t they take it a step further and kill my family right in front of me

Diddy reportedly pays $2,000 a day to the artist Sting for sampling his hit song “I’ll be Missing you” dedicated to rapper Biggie Smalls without permission “We are very good friends now”

Me: *upside down in the middle of a field* Siri: continue to the route

You’re 25 bro it’s over

Happy anniversary to the love of my life. Thank you for being you I’m so grateful for you every day🖤

To the girl who makes every house a home, Thank you for everything, thank you for everything you do for me, thank you for everything you do for you, thank you for everything you do for us, thank you for just being you. I fall more in love every day and that will never change.

Happy 5 years to the love of my life, thank you for being you and loving me and being so amazing. It’s so hard to put into words how thankful I am for you. I love you Haylee🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions – rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking concrete steps to make sure all students at Harvard can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and