this was a foundational text for me

sucking up a lemon seed is the drink equivalent of getting one of those chewy pieces in a chicken nugget

ok can they stop playing the tanqueray ad with patrick schwarzenegger i can not look at him the same after ep 6 of the white lotus

maybe im in the minority but i love a birthday dinner. this is how i act after 1 cocktail with anyone's high school friend and coworker

life on a 30mg Adderall XR from someone else’s prescription

i bowled a 112, insane work

they all in the south

girls that got a yeast infection cool asf like u know what bread pudding i like you 🤔

ykw if you’d have told me 6 months ago that i’d quit nicotine this year i’d have laughed in your face, i’m so proud of me

just downloaded the merlin app it’s like pokémon go for autistics that like birds

being the oldest person in a group chat called “start digging in yo butt twin”

just watched my brother shoot himself w insulin and then immediately unwrap and eat a carmelo

love when both of my butches come over, that is not a typo my two my besties are just butch and coming over to make pasta with me

ily sierra ferrel

“‘money on the floor just like some shoes’ how tf did he think of that”