Mike Holcomb give em hell tonight coach! Haha

Saw a sissy drinkin' unsweet tea. Smashed his glass, Stone Cold stunnered him and whispered,"Merica. Our land is free and our tea is sweet."

Hit a pillow, punch a wall, but never shake a baby. Unless that little bastard is a terrorist. Merica.

@wesnoble922 Raise Hell and leave. Hopefully you can catch a damn ball tonight though..... #ProbablyNot

Got some ass to kick tonight, how bout a RT from my football boys?

@wesnoble922 Shit I need him protecting Richard Trent #GottaThinkBoutThat

Feels good to smoke that morning after victory cigar #FeelingFresh

Merica. Come get some.

After we beat Belfry's ass on Friday...Kegger at Mike Holcomb #LGFU

Back in the day at MC napier #swag

Monday sucks, we all know this, but the silver-lining to this Monday is that it makes us one day closer to whipping Belfry's sorry ass #Boom

You hear bout people goin county to county well im denny fugate and i go planet to planet #rocketman

Belfry is a bug test this week, need to pull out all the tricks. Yo @carrforkmonster you still got that playbook you drew up last year?

Tryin to come up with a plan to escape and make it to Death Valley on Friday. I guess I better start diggin...

Up the alley, Down the street, Belfry Pirates, Can suck my balls!

S/O to my 100th follower Alex Hamilton. congrats on signing with EKU tomorrow too!

High school tour/ class traffic does not mix at all

Before you go to sleep tonight just remember: You cant get to heaven in a lil red canoe, cause God's favorite color is Bobcat Blue!

@wesnoble922 stfu you worthless pile of shit...see if you get thrown the ball any next year