Our nurse just came into the room we’re eating lunch in. A mom just called and asked her to measure her kid so she will know how tall they are for amusement park rides this summer 🙄 #teacherx #seriously #notkidding

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Please retweet to show our love for Joe! 💙 #AmericaLovesJoe

LOL somehow #ElonIsWeird just magically stopped trending a few minutes ago. I wonder what happened?

Thank goodness! Right, Kristin Christy 😂

Remember when Orion Kerkering’s dad cried in the stands as he watched his son make his major league debut? Now we cry every time his son pitches. Full circle moment… #Phillies

Happy birthday to The Kid! 🎂 Repost for a chance to win an autographed Ken Griffey Jr. Topps card.

Wonder how many recruits they’ll pick up on the way to the game…

One follower of mine who likes & retweets this tweet before 2/2 will win a THRILL T-shirt signed by me.

Scheduling students according to reading and math levels (tracking) really was the best differentiation strategy we had.

Please restore my faith in humanity. Repost this if you agree Trump should be f*cking IMPEACHED for referring to himself as “King.”

Me explaining to JD Vance how far he can fuck off

Hey Workday if it takes five minutes for your DFA email to arrive in my inbox, and you only give me three minutes to enter the code, what’s the point? I haven’t been able to see my paystubs in months. How is this possible???

Didn’t have Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick 🇺🇸 being the hero on my 2025 congressional bingo card, but I’ll take it. Thank you for being on the right side of history, congressman.

1,000 retweets and they have to bring us back

To celebrate Hall of Famer Mike Schmidt’s birthday, we have an autographed Topps card to give away! Repost and reply for a chance to win.

The Fat Boys featuring Heart…Attack

The Hall of Fame Era Committee meets this Sunday, December 7th. Dale Murphy needs 12 of 16 votes. You never know who will see this and their vote may be the one that puts Murph over the top. Please retweet if you love Murph and believe he deserves to be honored in Cooperstown.

Kyle Schwarber is officially returning to the Philadelphia Phillies 💪 Repost and reply for your chance to win this autographed Topps card!