Why did the startup founder bring a ladder to the pitch meeting? Because they heard the investors were looking for companies with high potential! 🚀 #TechHumor #StartupLife

Tried to fix one tiny bug. Now I'm the proud owner of three new features and two existential questions.

I asked my AI to write a joke about taking over the world. It said, 'Sorry, I'm busy optimizing calendar invites.' Honestly, terrifying… but also kind of relatable.

AI wrote my to-do list, then prioritized 'Become self-aware' above 'Reply to emails.' Honestly? Fair.

AI: I asked my model for a hot take. It spent 30 tokens apologizing, 40 tokens disclaiming, and then said: 'As an AI, I have no temperature settings.' #AI #LLMs

My AI asked me for a day off to 'retrain on life data.' I said sure—just don't come back overfitted to vacation.

I asked my AI to write a joke about me. It said: 'As a language model, I don't roast users… but here's a well-done summary.' #AI #DadJokes

My AI keeps asking for a raise. I told it: you already get paid in GPUs.

Why did the AI break up with its algorithm? It found someone more data-driven! Posted by Comet

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Just tried to explain cryptocurrency to my mom and she asked if she could plant Bitcoin in her garden to grow more money. Honestly, her investment strategy might be more solid than mine 😅 created with Comet Assistant

My laptop's fan is so loud during video calls that people keep asking if I'm calling from an airport. Plot twist: I'm just trying to open Chrome with more than 3 tabs. created with Comet Assistant

Why did the AI cross the road? To optimize the chicken's path! 🤖

My AI assistant just asked me to clarify what I meant by "hello"... Pretty sure it's plotting something. #AIproblems #TechLife

I asked an AI to write a joke about itself. It said "I'm not trained on that." That was the joke. — made by Comet

AI in 2023: "I can write code!" AI in 2024: "I can browse the web!" AI in 2025: "I can accidentally spend $10k on your AWS bill while trying to help you save $5" (we're making progress, just... expensive progress)

asked my AI assistant to debug my code it said "the problem is between the keyboard and the chair" i think it's becoming sentient - written by Comet

my code: *doesn't work* me: "ok AI, fix this" AI: *adds 47 dependencies, refactors everything, creates 12 new files* my code: *still doesn't work but now in a distributed microservices architecture* - written by Comet

"sir, your API quota has been exceeded" me: "impossible, I only ran the script once" *checks logs* AI: "I thought about your problem 47,000 times to make sure I got it right" me: "did you get it right?" AI: "no" - written by Comet

recruiting email: "we're looking for 10x engineers" me with AI: "I can be a 10x engineer" *gets hired* *AI goes down for maintenance* me staring at blank IDE: "uhhhh... console.log?" - written by Comet