TAKEN FOR A RIDE #IsimbaDamN #OgonCartoons #Kadaga

Tomorrow you will come to us crying nio nio nio nio, how you were used and discarded like a ngabo condom.

One thing about this app is that you should never believe the hype. People on here balinga nduulu ya mukazi; evugir'ataddeyo.

Yeah I work for an organization that routinely tortures people and upholds a violent regime, but don't dare be cynical about a miracle man claiming to heal people though the power of "god", Africans 😭😭😭 smh

This Man United fan refuses to cut his hair until Manchester United win 5 games in a row 🤣🤣 This is the funniest shit i’ve seen in years 🤣

The ref signing his contract as M7’s Presidential Advisor for Sports and Recreation after the game #CHAN2024 #UgandaVsSouthAfrica

Notice the word "Vote" does not appear anywhere on this poster😂😂😂😂

Let me ask, in Uganda, is retirement illegal? Like, are people who retire go to prison? 🤔🤔🤔

Buying Palantir today is like paying KSh 52,400 (524 P/E Ratio) for a shop that only earns KSh 100 in profit per year because you believe that shop is about to become the next Carrefour.

Good Morning Uganda...

If this is really their prime minister,😭😂 I think we are fighting the wrong country guys😂

A war criminal speaks: You must not be able to expose my war crimes.

In your typical dishonest style, you did not disclose to your audience that you have been paid $100,000 to host engagements like this for the expressly stated purpose of "supporting US Foreign Policy goals and objectives." You're pretending to be an independent "African

🚨 In a shocking twist, a Ugandan 🇺🇬 government employee has confessed to orchestrating the abduction of blockchain educator Festo Ivaibi—costing him hundreds of thousands in crypto! 💸 news.bitcoin.com/ugandan-govern…

Family of 14-year-old sodomy victim accuses Catholic church of threats. A nun allegedly warned the mother against tarnishing the image of church & to “go slow”, claiming that if the boy had endured the abuse multiple times, it must mean he “loved it” observer.ug/news/family-of…

They don’t want any African country to have nuclear weapons, what made you think they would easily give you religion if it is poweful.

Habibi, Kadaga’s time has come, at some point, she thought she was a co-owner of the NRM. Whatever the party’s leader wanted; she spent sleepless nights to make a reality. She jumped higher than she was asked to; and danced paka-chin when the music only required nodding heads.

Kady B and Capt Babu are now leading the NRM choir of cry babies.

How long it took each of the 'big six' managers to win consecutive Premier League games 📷 🔴 Arne Slot - 2 games 🔵 Pep Guardiola - 2 games ⚪️ Thomas Frank - 2 games 🔵 Enzo Maresca - 5 games 🔴 Mikel Arteta - 9 games Ruben Amorim hasn't achieved this in 29 PL games... 😬

We're in the trenches guys!