You know you’ve been at home too long when your three year old starts making face masks for Spider-Man

We have now added, "No swinging from the chandelier," to our list of house rules. How did we forget to… instagram.com/p/wHgLFUDxmA/

Which one do you dread the most? The dentist or the doctor. bit.ly/1yKVmGL

It's the weekend #AfterChristmas! Time to clean all this shit up!! #dread 😞

Missed @EmWatson’s #HeForShe speech from World Economic Forum #WEF15 this morning? Watch here: youtu.be/7gLlvHWKa0w

Dr. Burns resigned?? Now what Abilene ISD? abileneisd.org/site/default.a…

“The New York Times: There are too many microcelebs on too many social media platforms to keep track of nyti.ms/1C90KFA” The nanofame game.

I'm probably pretty boring as far as most people are concerned, but I'm a whole world of entertainment to me. #smiles

"Autism … offers a chance for us to glimpse an awe-filled vision of the world that might otherwise pass us by." Dr. Colin Zimbleman, Ph.D.

A friend's purse was #stolen, and it looks like this #lowlife used her card yesterday at CVS in south #Abilene.

Clinton is officially running for President - have your #EverydaySexism bingo card to hand #HillaryForAmerica

My #self-esteem really shouldn't be tied up in whether or not I have chips in my nail polish.

Alcohol-ice cream mashups are better than happy hour huff.to/1Qj7qLf

Taylor County to issue same-sex marriage licenses Tuesday ktxs.com/news/taylor-co…

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Sometimes the thought of putting on makeup is just too much. #DontEvenCare

The 13 best reactions women ever had to unwanted dick pics. some.ly/IqDBYWM via someecards

Apparently, #punctuality doesn't excite me. 😒 Help me #TimeManagement

Garbage truck on fire? #Abilene

Mom just handed me coffee w/dairy creamer in it, so maybe my expectations for those who love me are just too high. #NoDairy #JustCaffeine