The most important Jojo song to me.

For folks giving the false narrative that #Sinners was “scary”, here’s a list of movies that were scarier than Sinners: 1. Jumamji (1995) 2. The Nutty Professor (1996) 3. Powder (1995) 4. Don’t Look Under The Bed (1999) 5. Michael Jackson’s “Ghost” music video

Funny thought: Folks gonna answer this “hell nah” but very much so could be the Ugly eater/fucker extraordinaire that’s being referenced here…

I’m hungover. I need a fucking slurpee, some pho, and a nap.

It’s 57 degrees in Atlanta… GEORGIA…. In fucking MAY…

Get fucked on lil bitch and suck my dick from the back. Censor that.

It’s crazy how I’m still celibate the way work has fucked me today…

I’d just sit there crying in agony, yet whispering and synchronizing the lyrics.. Esa hevita esta enterita tiene tremendo— Está tan linda, está tan rica, y tiene tremendo—

I’ve got 4.

I’ve tried calling my mom 4 times today to wish her happy Mother’s Day, but this woman ducking my calls smh

Abstinence aNd All of god’s Love.

I WILL BUST A FUCKING NUT RIGHT NOW. DONT PLAY WITH ME

In my barbershop watching Thunderbolts… and I mean like in 1080HD, no foreign subtitles or watermarks or anything. We’ve come such a long way 🥲

Welp… Going to New York next weekend for the first time since 2018.

The amount of time I have not been kissed is actually insufferably insane…

Somebody in my build is blaring “Bed” by J. Holiday right now… WHO FUCKIN’??

I’m hungover. So I gotta chain myself up to a radiator for the rest of the day.

I always get surprised when my IG stories randomly get 2k views cause I’m like “oh shit… people still follow me?”