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The barber who lives a street away from me just got arrested for selling drugs. I’ve been his customer for 5 years but I had no idea he was a barber

Me: “Mom, am I adopted?” Mom: “If we had to adopt, why would we choose you?”

this edit has 8 million likes on tiktok btw

This is why leaving Twitter is so difficult..

Iran social media teams hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllla good at this

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It’s crazy watching The Pitt and coming online to see ppl complain so much about ships and what character A said to character B instead of how the system sucks and people are dying because of it. They’re highlighting so many important things but yall wanna argue over dumb shit

Can’t stop watching this video. 🤣🤣

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s amazing how you can blame every Muslim person for 9/11 but get all bent out of shape when someone distrusts white people as a group for their brutal and never ending colonization of the world.

Gotham criminals after Bane broke Batman 🦇

Black people: Cash App White, Asian people: Venmo Hispanic people: Cash App/venmo Black people with money: Zelle

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅

she’s just a chill guy leave her alone

That Bullseye Kitchen scene was fuckin beautiful 🔥 #Daredevil

Why chipotle asking me for a tip... We made this burrito bowl together gang 😭😭😭

I AINT KNOW THAT WAS HIS DAUGHTER 😳