Why did it take me this long to find this article docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-… SwiftOnSecurity #tls #pci #superprepared

Anyone else hate Java?

Ok look your application has a memory leak.

Why wouldn't you want automated infrastructure? Perforce Puppet

Finding out you are going to have to support a legacy application for another half decade. #ohjoy #legacytech #devops

The internal security compliance guy doesn't know who his pci application owners are. #whyamihere

I love how one can almost taste the social awkwardness at an IT conference

Wondering where to start hunting in your Windows logs using Splunk? How about here... splk.it/2hGE9zR via Tom Smit

When you find out 2/3 of your monitors haven't really worked in the last 4 years. Thanks team...#coworker #DevOps

Oh look you turned debug on and your app is now fixed....

75% chance I hear crickets in the office today. #Eclipse2017

Funny how no major religions have been founded after HP printer drivers were invented.

Today's fire drill... marketing recklessly over promising.

You didn't want to work today. Office power outages!

So all of our applications solely​ rely on tls💯 🙌

Just blogged: Bypassing Browser Security Warnings with Pseudo Password Fields troy.hn/2xOmqKx

More than 22,000 users are currently tracking flight #KQ100 en route to London. According to media #PritiPatel is on board this flight. flightradar24.com/KQA100/f76cdcf

Poor guy accidentally steals and then destroys $300 million worth of Ether cryptocurrency gizmo.do/bVGGiqo

I have no patience for physical servers...