Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Ian Thomas

my favorite genre of Warren Zevon songs is “check out this wacky guy i heard about” my second favorite is “do any women here want to kill me or do i have to do everything myself”

Say you’ll remember me Standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset babe

they downgraded me to a full-size bed rather than a queen for my sleep study and I’ve never been more upset

very excited about leaving the sleep clinic at 5am and driving home alongside all the belligerently drunk children of Athens!

i’m trying to think less about the people who i wish were showing up for me, and more about the ones who are

SexJ Movie Fact #1: Robert De Niro became addicted to marijuana after 2 bong hits while filming Jackie Brown

Me showing adults my church drawings in 1993:

Just posted a photo @ Athens, Georgia instagram.com/p/CZjw-j_LrwC/…

Oh my god! Have you played Curdle? 😁 It’s Wordle for old fuckin milk 😒

me adding one (1) egg to instant ramen

the worst vehicle for a breakfast sandwich is an english muffin. how you make bread ashy??? don't piss me awf?!?

the rat poison from dumb and dumber

Read this in January and it's stayed with me ever since.

I never read Hillbilly Elegy because I’m not a fucking dumbass

"But then you what happens? People forget. They don't remember. They don't care"