Hotels need to add extra toilets on each floor, partly so you can go somewhere if your partner is in the bathroom, but mainly so you can do a proper shit without having to then spend the night with the smell lingering in your room.

Marilya’s attitude stinks, I’ve got no doubt in my mind she’s heard people talking like that and is repeating with she’s heard #TeenMomUK

when twins aren’t identical i’m like ok then what was the point of all that

My daughter would never allow this 😒#JusticeforCarly

Aaron vibes...

Hugs to those who find Father's Day a struggle. Whether you don't get on, he's no longer here, you can’t be with him or whatever your story, I'm sending love xxx

falling in and out of sleep the entire afternoon with series playing in the background.

happy fifteenth of the saixth, eighty faive, makin mae a gemini day to all who celebrate x

Men shouldn't be allowed to buy babies. This isn't homophobic; straight men shouldn't be allowed to buy babies either.

We’ve lost a true gay icon today. RIP Kim Woodburn 😪

Why the fuck is there not a week’s mourning for Kim Woodburn along with a bank holiday to commemorate her life. We can’t be expected to work in this condition of national grief.

‘Toy Story 3’ turns 15.

How are the girls on Teen Mom UK so skint?? When the americans are loaded. Amber cant even afford a jumper, mia doesnt live in her own house - what is going on😅🥴 #teenmomuk

me pausing my music to see if the siren is in the song or its outside

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early >>>>>>>>>

Mood.

Anxiously awaiting my London Marathon ballot reject e-mail..........