How weird would it be if when you died, instead of your life flashing before your eyes, it was just the deleted scenes

Casting director: alright you need to take a turkey out of the oven but you can’t find the oven mitts. Theater kids:

My history teacher said that if you fall asleep in a democracy, you wake up in a dictatorship!!

What if the Joint Chiefs of Staff decided to overthrow the president of the United States in a military coup? That's the intriguing premise behind John Frankenheimer's SEVEN DAYS IN MAY ('64). The film stars Fredric March as the President, and Burt Lancaster as General Scott.

Brett Kavanaugh's biggest case: Co v. id

The Many Plotlines of Newark

Open to All Triton alumni … even those who remember the Student Smoking Lounge….. Yup , that was an actual thing #tritonhighschool #reunions

Not just Triton Alumni , Open All who need a laugh

Nov 5th

I liked it when Facebook was still called Dick Whitman

Open to all ! #Comedy #TritonHighSchool #standupcomedy

Our union provides world-class training, top notch education and specialized skills for our skilled trades that make us the best in our industry like teaching P3TEC installation for our wall coverers.

Me at Thanksgiving when I bring a dish to the table for my mom

Sold out!! Getting ready to hit the stage with Vince Valentine and the legendary Uncle Floyd!! Uncle Floyd Vivino #comedy #standupcomedy

Just got to the part in the Beatles doc where Ringo falls in the chocolate river.

I thought I got my mom the perfect Christmas gift, but it turns out that the guy tied up in my trunk that I'm forcing to do vocal warmups is NOT Michael Buble.

Good luck to my upstairs neighbors on whatever strange dropping stuff on the floor contest they seem to be up late practicing for.

Do anti-vaxxers use antivirus software? Or do they prefer to let their computers acquire natural immunity?

Licorice Pizza looks really good, But you could show 60 seconds of clips from a troublesome colonoscopy with Life on Mars playing over it, and I’d immediately wanna see the whole damn thing.

CDC recommends you walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more, just to BE the MAN who WALKS a THOUsand MILES to ok this is exhausting