I ate pizza all weekend n still didn't gain any weight

Getting a personal trainer has really been one of the best decisions I've ever made

I'ma be mad if my 6 pack comes in uneven!!

Why do I have so many meetings...don't they know it's Friday

I need a nap

I went to sleep at like 2am....why am I wide awake right now 🫠

Meetings before 10 am should not be allowed!!

Had to Irish exit the work event

This lady really asked if this was my natural hair color .. With these big as dark brown eyebrows on my face 😐

Spa day on Monday!

Gotta go check on my furloughed friends n bring a lil day drinking cheer

Idk why y'all wanna take y'all Ls in public

😩😩 took the shrooms too late n now I'm bout to b up til 2am

The cutwater had the hoes down bad at Breezy Bowl ...seen this poor girl on her back outside the stadium

Whhhyyyyy am I up like I wasn't just up for 20 hours....like I wasn't drinking yesterday.. like I didn't go to sleep at 2am...my body don't care about sleep it just wants to be awake by 630 am at the latest

Boss just cancelled our afternoon meeting because it's nice outside n he wants us to go enjoy it!

Did not realize I had a 5 day weekend!!

Looking like a long ass day

The fact that I'm going from 72 degrees to 41 degrees is a blow

OMG 31 degrees...take me back to Florida expeditiously