my favorite thing redbull does is just photoshop the clothing on

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

me age 14: been getting really into twenty one pilots lately me age 17: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness me age 24: been getting really into twenty one pilots lately

this is starting to look like i want to stay up all night and jump around until we see the sun

So thankful to exist at and same time as this diva

i fear my f1 tier list might get me crucified

lol

i am both

now that should be celebrated

Cargo pants? Uhhhh no buddy, car go beep beep. You feeling alright man?

Fuck FIA

fun deer fact: mweh

i went to the eras tour so long ago that matty showed up

what is rizz if not swag persevering

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know

happy birthday old friend