My initials sounds like “vigil” when said. Not sure how I feel about this information.

Can you believe, a lonely old German boy like myself, has touched chordae tendineae? Incredible perks of being a cardiothoracic surgeon.

THERE ARE TOO MANY SPOLIERS FOR GAME OF THRONES. IM ONLY ON SEASON THREE.

I’m so rusty. Beware when talking to me. @ Sophie

I never want to see that ass EVER again. Big nasty.

Öffnen Sie Ihren Mund.

Keep my momma in your thoughts today, please.

Fuck whipped cream... lemme luck that Texas Roadhouse Butter off ya titty

Our song came on in the car today and now I’m fucked for a while again.

soft fluffy teddy bear who deserves all the snuggles in the world - 🌻 — I do. I do deserve the snuggles. curiouscat.me/vcder_/post/84…

The sun roasted me today and I’ve never been happier. I love you, Daddy Sun.

Having sex to our favorite bands, AKA rock music. Preferably Metallica.

Psst. Hey. Boobs.

Quiet little snores melt my heart to goo.

I need a nappin’ partner so I can cop an earful of those soft little snores.

That burn book account gives me a fucking migraine. If you’re gonna be a bitch, at least do it to that person’s face so it doesn’t make you look like you have a tiny dick. And to whoever it is that’s running the account and instigating it all, you deserve to rot in hell.

On the flip side, someone I know was just eating Chinese and almost threw up because they bit into a mushroom... that they knew was in the food.

Oh my god, he’s back.

VADER JOHANN. - Rebranded douchebag. - 10+ years exp. Mirrored writing. - Please, no minors. 18+ only, no smut. - Actively seeking stories of the dark realms.

HMMM THE MAN WHORE HAS RETURNED