We’re fucked. We’re completely fucked. All that’s left to do is commiserate.

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Ladies and gentlemen the next democratic nominee for president of the United States: Lincoln Chafee

I did not once even consider the fact that Biden now has no stakes whatsoever in preventing himself from just RANKIN’ on Trump, while Harris simultaneously serves his ass at pressers and debates regarding fitness, policy, and governing.

I miss her everyday.

It just keeps getting better.

Okay, okay, I think I’ve gamed this out. We oust Kamala, Walz is in. We oust Walz, Sanders is in. We oust Sanders, we get AOC. We oust AOC we get me in college. We oust me in college, we get Marx. We oust Marx, Republicans concede. We have no president. Peace throughout the land.

Musk is setting himself up to be the conservative response to Harris in 2028 a la Trump-Obama. So if we make it out of this alive, it’s time to do something about money in politics.

You can’t sell a wrecked car for the price you bought it, I’m afraid.

Hey, uh, are we going to address wordle DOT com? Because it feels like The New York Times should have the money to shut that down, considering it’s done everything in its power to suffocate wordle knock-offs.

Someone interviewed the Libs of TikTok lady, right? And it just turned they were the absolute dumbest fucking person on the face of the planet?

This is a year I can forgo the SNL political sketches.

This tells you everything you need to know about their view of the middle class.

To be honest, there was no reason for the “weird” rhetoric to sputter out—they’re only getting weirder.

Last thought before attempting to go to bed: if Americans are willing to reelect Trump after everything he’s said in the past three months, there’s nothing Harris could’ve done.

Word You’ve Maybe Heard: kakistocracy - government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state.

Fuck yeah, John Cusack.

Debate 3016 Moderator: If you could go back in time, would you kill baby Moo Deng?

The wickedly talented Ardeen Garinina.

Tax billionaires at 100% for every dollar over $999M. I made $32M once in GTA V six years ago and I haven’t worried about cash in that game a single day since.