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pesto

@utter_pest

it's clinically much too big

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calendar_today12-11-2011 20:43:38

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when i was 13 i met a boy on holiday who asked me how long you should know someone before asking them out, and I said 3 months. on the 3 month anniversary of us meeting he asked me out via email and i said no

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americans are so brandpilled they couldn't possibly concieve of just calling something what it is rather than its brand name. utter melts

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do u think people in 2008 were naked weighing themselves on their wii fit boards instead of getting a set of bathroom scales

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i'm still alive i'm just kinda healthy atm so i haven't got anything funni to sya. hope ur all well i bought a 2m hoe mirror

i'm still alive i'm just kinda healthy atm so i haven't got anything funni to sya. hope ur all well

i bought a 2m hoe mirror
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Jeremy: ...I've watched Grand Designs with you. That smile when some eco-glass gets delayed on its way from Antwerp and the nice couple gets pushed over budget. That's the real you.

Jeremy: ...I've watched Grand Designs with you. That smile when some eco-glass gets delayed on its way from Antwerp and the nice couple gets pushed over budget. That's the real you.
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if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

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rest in peace hulk hogan you really were not that great of a guy but i watched a documentary featuring you while i was practicing a speedrun once and now i heavily associate spyro 3 crystal island gem swim with you, so that's something

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playing a game that is very clearly marketed towards small children and that makes my £1500+ gaming PC smell like burning. its fucking awesome 100 hours this week