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Emily Austin

@uniquejargon

I know how to use the word myriad correctly. I hope to impart this skill to my kid. She/Her

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When I overhear my kid talking to her friend about Gangnam Style and feel like this is my only chance to impress her about my life before her, when I lived in Korea and regularly hung out in Gangnam PS she didn’t care #quellesuprise

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I was listening to this over the weekend and started getting really uncomfortable, and then it occurred to me that that is kinda the whole damn point.

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Well the good news is that I am going strong on my Lenten fast from all sugary treats. The…other…news is that I am eating so much salt that I am in a near constant state of bloat 🎈