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Does anyone else think it's mad weird that random stores have gooning aid sections now?

This will kill the average charli xcx fan

She let me hit bc I forced her to make the decision under a time constraint and she performed a suboptimal risk/benefit analysis

this is what they get for changing the shapes every year so none of my shit fit together

taking this to mechanic and demanding he install it in my buick

this how it feels to go thru the taco bell drive thru w your homie

This is awesome lmao. Now you guys have to PROMISE to only do this to TERRORISTS okay, you can’t just - hold on someone’s paging me…

Something seems off with the new pager they gave me at work

if youre seeing the pager explosions in lebanon and panicking because it seems that mossad or other bad actors could send a firmware update to anyones phone to make it go grenade mode, i wouldnt worry because that is not how batteries work. they put explosives in the pagers.

Lol

this image just gave so many men hope. it probably even saved a few from suicide.

fellas! don't worry, mossad will only do this to you if you're an enemy of israel and they definitely don't have an exceedingly broad definition of that

Curious!

get this weird disgusting freak away from me

costco lady gave me triple samples of cheese and gas was under $3/gal

this is a build you dont see much these days. but it used to be everywhere. a hundred years ago, every travelling side show would have one of these guys lifting a bar bell with two humongous perfectly circular weights on each end. what happened to the circus strongman archetype?

he should gain it all back just to fuck with people

israel after sending a tiktok to every member of hezbollah that turns their phone into a claymore: