I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

I need eagles head coach nick sirianni

In another life she’s in a regional production of grease giving the best damn sandy this world’s ever seen open.spotify.com/track/5YwBaDW3…

Challengers in theaters followed by new severance episode this is quite literally what it’s all about

Hmmmmm…. Not really!

WE MUST KILL FASCISM, SHEMMEDIATELY!

New severance is kinda the best episode of tv I’ve seen in years

Suzie toot is an enemy of mine

Flop!

Who is the target audience for like any of this whole ceremony…. Just skip to the awards we’re tired

Did he not say he wouldn’t waste time..

The tone of this evening is so surreal

MIKEY!!!!!

If I flicked your forehead the echo would reverberate for centuries

Anora discourse pushing me off this platform for good I can’t take it anymore

Redownloading twitter to express support for lexi love. MUTINY!!!!