Don’t drag me but is this not how corporate Nigerians talk normally 😭.

Same . You want something strive to take it do it quickly and quietly. You are hurt? Get back on that saddle. You are tired ? Find your energy but don’t even let life have the upper hand . You should be happening to life not life happening to you.

Had to repost this one 🥹

I love ‘made up’ Hausa sm, “kamso’n sabulu”, “gari’n zogolee”

The belt LMAOOOO

“The heart of man is greedy and wicked, nobody who is honest will advertise free or quick money to you” - Uncle brother B

I’ve been training Micah to say “10 bitcoin” whenever they ask him what he wants. Bubbles and balloons are a decent compromise.

Watched an episode of Kevin langue’s ur show and I’m so ready to host another game night

これ何回見ても癒される

I’ll encourage everyone to read this piece. Once you do, you’ll never think of empathy the same way again. You’ll also share it with everyone you like/care about. It would be bookmarked in all your archiving tools. I promise galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_…

OMG 🤦😂😂

Ever wondered what life is like for visibly different children?

I have been awarded the 776 Foundation Fellowship with a $100k grant! Over the next 2 years, I will be scaling Venille mission to end period poverty, plastic waste, and climate injustice.

English names that sound funny to Mandarin speakers

Back again, so 2 days ago 27 villagers were killed by Fulani terrorist in Tahoss Riyom plateau state. Many left injured, despite the ‘presence’ of the military in the area, the attack was successful. Just dropping it here.

locket was originally built as a birthday gift from an engineer to his girlfriend. it’s her birthday today — hbd ava 💛

Please lmk if you know this man.

Extremely coincidental moments

Once I finished this first phase of Data science I’m booking my self a 3 day staycation in a nice hotel. ALX knew what they were doing when they made their motto #doinghardthings