lol RIP this dumb website. It wasn't all bad.

As a Canadian American, this is how it feels living through American elections these days.

"This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man."

People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.

Come on

Sindy Powell, Rudy Giuliani's hair, Mayor McCheese, Roy Cohn's ghost, Sideshow Bob, The Villages People, ketchup

I love how music can take you to another place. This pub is playing Ed Sheeran, so I’m going to another pub.

This is the most 'internet' thing I've read in awhile.

It's that time of year where I post this one

‘Yule-hole’ (19th century Scots): the loosest notch in your belt that you must resort to after excessive eating and drinking.

Buy his beans!

Is there a better commercial for Rank Choice Voting than what is going on with the Speaker's vote in the House ? The current system, from primary to generals to speaker voting, empowers the extremes to the expense of constituants. Time to change

lol this stupid website

This new twitter “feature”

Okay, this one is acceptable. Melanie Burger

Secret Panel HERE 📞 tapas.io/episode/1979139

your mom is proud of you because you work hard, make money, and get somewhere in life. my mom is proud of me because I get attention for doing stupid things on Twitter. we are not the same. newsweek.com/what-us-presid…