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the ncc wants me to get into dows lake so bad

what’s so great about these lakes anyway

imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they prefer an inferior brand of power tools

what’s the girl version of infinite jest

just had an extremely vivid nightmare about a rabid fox and then woke up to a loud mystery noise so I will not be getting back to sleep any time soon thank you very much

eleven months and six days later I am finally employed again

oh beddy boy…… the sheets the sheets are calling

hi so ‘til death is the phrase you’re looking for till death is like the death of a cash register just you know before you engrave anything on a ring or launch your etsy shop or something

working on my fitness (getting so stressed out that my heart rate spikes)

have a nice life! (genuine)

are there people who enjoy farting and if so what’s that like