Overly angsty dog

I spent like an hour today planning an elaborate bondage scene for myself and now I’m horny and now I’m going to Home Depot to buy additional tie-points

Kink culture is meeting some guy who goes by “UselessFuckwadMcIckyPants” and learning they’re a fireman who just saved a family last week

I just found this suit under my bed I definitely didn’t forget about it for two years

Three days before MIR and my roommate gets sick 🥲. Let’s hope I make it

I’ve got so much stuff for the MIR gear swap… I bought a suitcase at the thrift store just to lug stuff there.

UwU my suit bulges are touching

The waitress at 99 loved my collar and told me her nephew makes them

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER Ft. LeftForBluesky

Me trying to get the hotel shower on

I’m glad I’ve gotten the opportunity to go to so many kink events this year, but I’m also ready to take a break for a while. I really struggle with social burnout and never feel like I’m giving enough to my friends.

Just cause I’m working late doesn’t mean you can’t come over doggo!

Me at the gay bar : so uhhh What’s it gonna take to get MILKED around here

When I was like 22, a man invited me over for sex and I spent 45 minutes putting on latex, packing my toys and driving over. When I got there he said he changed his mind and offered to instead show me his succulent collection. I was annoyed then but I think I’d be into that now?

UwU what if we smooched on the Bob-o-pedic store display babe

Self-acceptance is cool and all but it makes being humiliated so hard 🥲

Spent 40 dollars to vote (I parked illegally and they got me). Much sad

Boy that Turbo dog sure is cool right?

Given I won’t be using this account anymore, I’ve gone through and cleaned up my following list to just companies it’s hard to see elsewhere. See ya in the bluer skies!