big tuk (@tuktukdriver42) 's Twitter Profile
big tuk

@tuktukdriver42

A prophet of truth. A harbinger of the end times.

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calendar_today26-02-2020 04:12:00

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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is really great. I can only imagine what it was like to listen to this in a 70,000 lbs car while blasting pure tar cigarettes

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Hey Peterman Brothers I’m drinking rn and watching little dark age edits on youtube I will never die. I am the scourge of god. if you had not committed such great sins god would not have bestowed a punishment like me upon you

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Man I already know ifunny gonna have some crazy memes about today’s super bowl LIX 🤣 Let’s go KENDRICK! I can already see it haha. Truly an incredible platform, perfectly in tune with the cultural zeitgeist of today’s modern era. Peterman Brothers what do you think?

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Hey Peterman Brothers. A rotting stallion stands at the gates of your nation. Its eyes hollow, its breath rancid. His maw spews the plague of pestilence. Woe to you who sleep. The angel of ruin is loose.

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Hey President Donald J. Trump the mcchicken is still $2.99! I’m thankful for the J6 pardon and all that (patriot reporting for duty), but this is still a 199% increase from 2014! Executive order that bitch!

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Hey Peterman Brothers I just drank a quart of raw milk and took a nap, dreamt I was King Baldwin and both of you were Reynald of Chatillon. Like both of you were him in a weird fucked up sort of gross conjoined twin sort of way. But I was Baldwin.