"I know I'm a hero and all but... there is only such much I can take. No one messes with my phone."

Not sure what to do without his phone.

"I'm just gonna smash all your stuff. Cause this isn't fair!"

THATS IT. NO MORE CHILI DOGS. SONIC HAS BETRAYED ME YET AGAIN

Imagine if we had our notifications on... Nahhh... Perhaps? 👀

...why is rappa screaming about holding his dick? I'm scared.

NO

N O

I am a fish now. Bish

"A kiss? Sure I'd love too. Gimme kith."

Wait. I just realized it was april fools day... I'm just gonna go hide.

'ohmygodohmygodohmygod' If she wasn't holding his face then he'd probably had fallen backwards, nosebleeding and all.

what have i done

My house is a mess, but I still love it. Even got two doggos.

I'm fucking tired. credit to: miracide.tumblr.com

My goal today is to try and learn to play twice in one's justice 2. Once I get home from work...

Ugh, I hate mobile games when they try to make me spend money or watch ads...

Beat resident evil 3... These are rookie numbers!!