On a scale of 0 to watching Challengers by yourself, how horny are you?

According to everyone John Adams was a whiny little bitch

amazon prime really is the goat. other places making me wait like 7 business days to actually receive what I ordered... what is this... the pony express?

If I ask for a napkin and you give me something other than a paper towel, we’re throwing hands

Dow jones is not a serious index

Send prayers

I’m single but when my future wife is pregnant, I’m going to buy her a lot a overalls and hide her other clothes so she will look cute all the time

just left my warm home to drive to 7/11 for a bag of purple doritios. i am back home, eating them, and very happy 😊

The ND head coach is not even close to as handsome as everyone makes him out to be

The weather app on my phone this morning

Martha Stewart is a bad bitch

you're too fucking transparent to find in a book!

Go birds

my heart is so full today 🦅

If someone were to Luigi the Spotify CEO for their lack of airplay 2 support in the year 2025, I wouldn’t condone it… but I would get it

Hope everyone has a very, very tight weekend. Please, if you can, try your best to be an Agent of Stoke. A Prince of Pump. Shit rules. Even if things may be feeling kinda lame. Get stoked. Chill. Let go of the BS if it comes for you and tries to lay claim upon your peace.

Whatttta simp

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Idk when but we went from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia to it’s always windy in Philadelphia and it’s a serious downgrade

live look at me after securing Hoagie Dom slot this Sunday youtu.be/YKOmmk3g8Lw?si…