Today is that weird space in time where David Bowie was born yesterday and died tomorrow. #Bowie #DavidBowie #starman David Bowie Official

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time so it’s more of a surprise

I put together a #Midjourney AI short comedy story about one of my faves. It's called "Alton Brown's Descent - A Tale of Disaster and Redemption" Alton Brown, hope you enjoy it! It feels like your sense of humor. m.facebook.com/groups/officia…

Always thought they were saying "Gobblin' Mode"

Ok I just finished watching the second season of #whitelotushbo. Omfg I might need therapy after that one. No spoilers... but if you haven't watched that season, you need to start right now. JFC. Give #jennifercoolidge another Emmy!

Late last night, my husband said the six words I've been waiting to hear; "I'm ready to watch Episode Three." #TheLastOfUs

Wtf is even happening in the U.S. now?? This is insanity.

When Google Maps asks you for a review after you've been to a place and comes at you with "HOW WAS WHATABURGER?" or "DID YOU ENJOY TACO CASA?", I always read it in my head as a very judgy voice. Google Maps, mind your business.

My niece made this found art piece when she was only 3 or 4 years old and I keep it in my phone to keep me humble and remind me that no matter how creative I think I am, I'll never be the one to have come up with this.

Full disclosure....I tooted during my podcast interview yesterday and I'm excited to meet the fork in the multiverse where the toot either gets edited out or makes it into the podcast interview. I'm here to accept either fate and roll with it.

Ok it took me 44 years to really REALLY get the oven mitt joke from The Jerk. Thank you Away $40 Off Code - Away luggage promo code 2025 . That's a deep cultural cut. 🔥🔥🔥🤣

Drag queens tend to get all the attention. But drag kings have been around for just as long and are finally staring to get more attention. I sat down with Buck Wylde a drag king from Dallas Texas. Listen to the podcast here: lnk.to/DragKing #buckwyle #dragking #drag

I entered this #sweepstakes on #tunespeak. Follow the link below to enter & help me win. tnspk.co/Bc5sT7k

Unbelievable! facebook.com/reel/303772068…

It's 5am on Thursday morning and I'm STILL mad about the latest episode of Boulet Brothers Dragula !! 😂😂 but for real 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I always listen to Eliott Smith's "Between the Bars" in the car wash so I can experience "Maximum Sadness Car Wash".

My parents' house recently burned down, losing everything they own on the fire. Our mother is in ICU and they are having to start over from scratch. Learn more about the incident and how you can help get them back on their feet; bit.ly/SiblingsRaiseM…

Dallas' Buck Wylde 1 of 10 contestants in first-ever televised, all-drag-king competition | @dallasvoice dallasvoice.com/breaking-dalla…