Why go to law school when u can just download Twitter?

Today is my 50th birthday AND the anniversary of The Machine story. As a present to myself, I’m sharing the teaser to my movie #TheMachine. If you guys enjoy it, please tag a friend, share it, and spread the word - let’s get this thing in theaters ASAP!!

Wyoming and England both were held scoreless today. Here’s what the two look like.

Pulisic may never be a father after yhat, but he’s a founding father now

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Last day to vote.

#WhoDey Nation do your thing and RT this to get our guy Logan Wilson to the Pro Bowl!

RT RT RT. go go go!!!

#ProBowlVote | Logan Wilson

Shocking: man discovers hometown bar is boring and depressing

It got worse

To celebrate Man City winning the Champions League we are giving away a mysteryretroshirts.co.uk box!👕🎁 Retweet & follow to enter📲

*Shakes you* Babe.. wake up! #FatBearWeek is back! First, vote for chunky cubs in #FatBearJunior 9/28-29! Then, the main event: vote for the burly behemoths as they battle it out on 10/4-10 at fatbearweek.org. Which chubby champ will you cheer for? NPS/F. Jimenez

America’s Team 💯

Wyoming is the best GO5 team in the country this season: • Win vs Texas Tech • Tied with Texas 10-10 entering the 4th in Austin • Win vs #24 Fresno State They’re now 5-1 and will likely be ranked tomorrow.

I have acquired a cowboy hat which allows me to blend in with the locals

Ranking MW schools on how close they are to a Taco Bell 1. Wyoming 0.1mi 2. Fresno State 0.2mi 3. Colorado St 0.3mi 4. Boise St 0.5mi 5. New Mexico 0.4mi 6. San José St 0.7mi 7. Utah St 1.3mi 7. Nevada 1.3mi 7. UNLV 1.3mi 8. San Diego St 1.8mi 9. Hawaii 2.1mi 11. Air Force 8.8mi

Don’t let him get on the plane U.S. Soccer Men's National Team… matter fact, you guys can walk to Orlando too, seeing as you thought this was a good idea. Totally unserious operation. You’re blowing 2026 and literally everyone saw this coming except you.

Don’t fall for it. It’s a trap. Sack Gregg if you want to be serious

Here is a Scientific Ranking of the Best College Fan bases in the United States of America. There is No Debate!

God bless and Go Pokes