Glad I don’t play a stupid lame bitch ass hollow body guitar my guitar is fucking badass and also fucked your mom

Another day another dollar am I right fellas

What’s up binches how’s all you nights going. I’m just big dog chillin

If you’re reading this: you’re pretty cool 😳

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God yes, how relaxing

I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️

“Ah yes the weather is a weather today isn’t it my good chum?” - Me trying to fit in with other adults 😔

Tough to find real .png’s on google images these days 😞

The RNC has a Starship Troopers vibe.

Not too sure why this Cardi B person is making a song about Wireless Access Points (WAP)

We should probably release music

i took 3 shits today can i get a hell yeah????

just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car and he sighed and muttered to himself “never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence”

weird how queen elizabeth really tried to make yesterday all about her when there was literally a lilac jam concert last night 🤨🧐🤔

trash jones

Tom DeLonge is back

Why’s the jolly green giant so damn jolly? Kinda sus ngl