there's joy to be found everywhere.

WHY WHITE BOY WHY

Homeland Security fuck ice, actually

“god i wish there was an organ that could pump blood through my entire body” the humble heart:

when someone suggests dinner & drinks for a first date but i counter with ice cream & da movies

I love when homer gets bisexual with it

opened instagram and instantly got this mythical pull

finally

CITIZEN! A SUBLITERATE OFFICER OF THE LAW HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ABANDON ALL SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND PREPARE TO BE MOLESTED.

Who is trying to hack my Mary browns account on big Mary Monday? Is nothing sacred??

if you believe someone is limited to the mistakes they made in their past, you should probably leave the arts alone and pursue your true calling, a job in law enforcement.

This is why being anti Israel is not antisemitic

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

Slot machines when you win .75 cents:

THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS WON A BASEBALL GAME

We use this

Another one of my elite Instagram/tiktok pulls. He calls this Gorillaism. As someone who has watched a lot of videos of gorillas he’s spot on. The movement, the mannerisms, even his build. Chef’s kiss.