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“Hope isn't something you can silence!” Rebellious Tinkering genius Defender of all monster But to most, he's simply Just a Goblin

“If me am have gold coin for every time invisible nakkey elf appear in front of Gorgara, me am have TWO gold. Not much, but strange it happen twice.”

“Why hoomans and elves so silly over being nakkey? Is no big deal to orcs. Stop staring and get in water. We dungeon dirty, need bath.”

//Sorry I didn’t get any posts done for Valentines Day, I was at work all day and got slammed with work. Not even slammed in a fun way, I hardly had time to relax, much less post or RP I’ll be finishing up some DMs from last week

“Green butt. Is firm. All muscle. Go on and slap.”

“Me am cook today. What you want eat?”

“We is find work today. No lazy. What it be? Dungeon nearby? Wizard tower? Hear dragon sleeping on gold hoard. Maybe overthrow government? What?”

Waiting for the adventuring party to stop looting the wizard’s corpse to tell them about the arcane grenade me just ate.

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“Me find new armor for Adventurer Murasaki Lv 9. +1 Protection!”

“Adventure over for now. Come. Farm need work now. Just few weeks. You am welcome stay.”

“What is make her make face?”

What you see when you look up at Gorgara. Because she is tall.

//Taking off this weekend for the holidays. Much love to you all

“Finally, we arrive. Skullthor await inside. Lord of Undead. Now he die…again. For second time. First death not enough. Is strange, but maybe second death work better.”

“Is end of long work week. Long dungeons. Got good loot! Now go enjoy tavern and booze! Make much merry! Who join me?!

When you find out the merchant short changed you because he knows you can’t count

“It hot! Me am go to beach in swim armor. You go, yes? Am need someone carry booze and hot dogs.”

“See, normally, when go 1-on-1 with Orc, you have 50/50 chance. But me no normal. Me am genetic freak. Have 25% chance at best. Me am no good with math, but numbers no lie. Spell disaster for you.”