T'Other Simon Out of Plastic Jeezus (@tother_simon) 's Twitter Profile
T'Other Simon Out of Plastic Jeezus

@tother_simon

I'm only in it for the funny.

Middle distance punner & ukulele-botherer/singer with the multi-award-winning musical comedy idiots @PlasticJeezus.

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Putting the word 'Super' in front of a word makes them better. (SuperGlue, SuperMarket etc) With the exception of Natural Yoghurt, that's just plain scary.

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Hilarious to see that tonight Channel 5 had a 90 minute long programme - hosted by Jim Davidson - all about how Jim Davidson had been 'cancelled'. No sense of irony whatsoever.

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I've had an idea for a Christmas variety show, featuring Ant McPartland's co-host, Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Jerry (and her family), Mario's arch-enemy and television's Ms. Willoughby. Call it 'Dec, The Halls with Bowser, Holly'. Come on.

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If I misbehaved in primary school, my teacher would slap me on the legs with an item of stationery. Every time. That was a hard and fast rule.

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I'm plastic_jeezus on Threads and tothersimon.bsky.social on bluesky. Feels like this is a sinking ship. Full of turds. Which are laced with the worst herpes. And they're on fire. And they can fly.