🇺🇦🇺🇦 Luton Town FC have changed their corner flags to that of the Ukraine flag for tonight's game v Chelsea. #LUTCHE #bbcfootball

Just arrived at Gav Williamson’s celebration brunch. The guy’s turned up a full suit of armour and it’s Sir Gavin this and my liege that. Absolutely classic Gav! Love him

3⃣ goals. 3⃣ points. 3⃣rd in the league. #COYH

We've been inundated with complaints that we haven't uploaded Bob Katter's gay marriage speech, so here it is in all it's unhinged glory

Football is finished… Today’s Wembley result means since the PL began Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man C or Man U will have won 28/30 PL titles and 26/30 FA Cups. It’s fucking boring.

Mitrovic earns more than the Luton starting XI put together.

Good luck Ed..

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A Cabinet of ghouls and bastards replaced by a Cabinet of bastards and ghouls.

Congratulations Young Boozer! #ElectionDay

Buzzing for the #FIFAWorldCup

#NewProfilePic

BENNY ILL will be joining us in the studio tomorrow evening 1BTN 8pm - 10pm

Priest 17

little jolly boys outing dahn a brighton last friday to spin a few discs with my pals the #BrinkCollective on 1BTN long story short, after the regular show the next DJ didn't turn up so here's 5 hours of lovely music for ya.. enjoy! m.soundcloud.com/1btn/brink-col…

I loved working with you on the Mini-Budget. If you need any assistance with increasing GDP (whatever that is), I’m available 👍

As with many roaming beasts, the dpd van is at it’s most vulnerable when drinking.

I've eaten sandwiches more intelligent than this man.

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