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I’m loving Adele single-handedly taking on the far right. 💪🏻

"Thick fascist rioters to the southwest sir. Four of 'em."

Jack Karlson, the man who had the funniest arrest ever, has died. He deserves a statue. Long live this legend.

This is better than any speech from a politician we’ve heard recently 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Do your part to support Nigel. #FarageRiots

I want to live again in the UK that these two legends were born in. Not the one with four wankers on a round about.

Creeping downstairs in the middle of the night for some R. Whites lemonade.

The closing ceremony of the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics should feature Al Pacino and Robert De Niro chasing each other with guns around giant replica Olympic rings while a 200-piece orchestra plays Moby.

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

Nail. On. Head.

Duncan, have you seen VINYL on HBO, and if you have you probably can guess what I’m going to ask? Also, I will push anyone out of the way to see ROGUE TROOPER on day one. Looking forward to finding out who voices the chips. Duncan Jones

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, attendees of Donald Trump’s rally today are filing out as he speaks. Retweet so all Americans know even his supporters are sick and tired of his BS.

Just in case you haven’t seen this one, Duncan… Duncan Jones

Talked to a guy reading SORTABIOGRAPHY by Eric Idle at my quiz night in Chertsey. It’s not far from Shepherton Studios. I told him about the SPAMALOT DIARIES, Eric. :)

On my pub quiz tonight, one team has cast the next Dark Knight… James O'Brien

Okay, who made this?