Genius. would credit if I knew where it had come from: 1/13 "LEAVER: I want an omelette. REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs. LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are. [HE POINTS AT A CAKE] REMAINER: They’re in the cake. LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please.

The sign language interpreter doing the Brexit Agreement on BBC News is perfectly conveying the perplexing fuckery of this situation #Brexit #BrexitChaos

Usually when the old year meets the new year they greet each other at midnight with a business-like handshake, a tip of the hat and a “Good luck!”. Tonight they will stand for a moment before clasping each other in a firm embrace. The “Good luck!” will hang long in the air.

A very good reality check, I have read it a number of times over the last month.

Well worth a read.

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Today. A nurse can visit people on both sides of a border and carry drugs and medical devices. That ends on November 1st. That is a "hard border ". 1/

An "Ulster Unionist" view. We are the same as an English county , any English county. Nothing should ever be different in our English county than the neighbouring English county. We are all British and all the same. 1/2

Great to have a visit from Jo Swinson today demonstrating that Matt Sanders can win for the Lib Dem’s here in Hampstead & Kilburn. @MattSanders_ Tracey Shackle

not sure what I expected looking for the full series of Prince Harry and Boris Johnson pictures but

Everything about this is Oscar-worthy #CoronaLockdown

brilliant

Craig Burston Carole Cadwalladr

Excellent takeaway from Hana Restaurant this evening. Welcome back, you have been missed

With infection rates surging and experts warning of a third wave, this is Boris and the Superspreaders with #DoTheyKnowItsCovidTime 🎄🦠

This is absolutely spot on from Gary Neville. Saying exactly as it is. 👏

Apparently there will be a Cabernet 🍷 meeting at 2pm

I have just come to understand that #SuellaBraverman didn’t just use her personal email to ‘mistakenly’ send a confidential but meaningless document.The reason this was discovered was because she sent it to the WRONG PERSON but there’s more.. 1/3🧵