whenever the gf and I go out, I'm always looking for animals to take pictures of while she mostly points out the moss. I've been snapping them and printing them for her, she's been slowly framing them 🥹

I swear it'd be easier to get a bank loan than it is to apply for a rental property my fucking god

Mario direct without Mario is crazy work Nintendo.

*company sends survey* "Hi, Thomas! How did we do?" ... It's been less than 24 hours and my order hasn't even shipped yet, how tf am I supposed to know?

bro I swear this shit hits when you're up at 1am, can barely see straight, and fumble your way through trying to type a sentence

one of these days I'll try to send a 7kb image on discord and it'll just send instantly instead of taking 43 fucking years

hello Santa, yes, all I want for Christmas is a Lego flower set bc flowers are great and all but I've got 80 HD's and would kill real ones. thanks man 'preciate it

7 weeks, moving homes, questionable sleep schedule, but we made it ✌️ trip of terror bby

remember when google use to be the cool kid.

Apple. stop sending me a weather warning every day. it's summer. it's hot. I get it.

constantly amazes me that twitter has better image compression than instagram. the app made specifically for posting photos & videos.

can't say I don't touch grass

everywhere I look there's a new kingfisher mocking me