Mamdani social media strategy: “The rent’s too high. Here’s a picture of me with some random dudes on the street.” Cuomo social media strategy: “Radical socialists who live in rent controlled apartments are lowkey ‘not like us,’ fam!” Eric Adams social media strategy:

It is crazy how many people can read the entirety of Blood Meridian and see like page after page of Americans committing a genocide against Indians and Mexicans followed by building railroads over their graves and go "wow. A timeless story about the evil in the heart of Man"

RUSSELL WILSON JAXSON DART 2025

Lives will be ruined, families will be torn apart

book banning, professional sabotage, libelous claims of antisemitism, and terrorism charges will continue until Israel’s public image improves

ok we're stranded on this island. no need to panic. the first thing we should do is seperate into tribal groups and unleash the worst aspects of humanity

This is what your average elementary school child is watching on his phone while the teacher is trying to tell them about the Civil War

Just one more model bro just one more funding round bro please

Paige Buckers vs LAS: 44 PTS (T-most ever by a rookie) 17-21 FG 4-4 3P The first player in WNBA history with 40+ PTS on 80+ FG%.

*looks around concentration camp* whoa not very diverse in here, guys

They gave Future the Lori Lightfoot.

Checking in on the world’s most normal country

The Desolation of Smaug by the Coward Robert Ford

Jerry Seinfeld calling his girlfriend up from the minors, 1997

lol

This is something you find out at 14 years old