Toy Story 4: Bad parents let child play with cutlery from a bin #TomReviewsFilms

I wish I was at Glastonbury right now... Elton is going to smash it!

Say what you will about Elton John, but it’s difficult to imagine any other past or present Premier League chairmen pulling this off

The changing of the guard? Not quite as simple as that, Novak isn't done just yet... but what a fantastic match! Two great competitors. Same again next year? Quite possibly! #VamosAlcaraz #Wimbledon

I never saw Tiger King during lockdown... is it too late for me to start? Has that ship sailed?

Just landed in Milan from Amman. I'm a Mackem. I'm currently a Mackem in Milan. This is the second time since May that I've been to Milan. Just saying. #MackemInMilan

One of the worst things about coming back on holiday is getting back to using the Tyne-Wear Metro. Prolifically inferior.

Hi Tyne and Wear Metro - in light of the felling of Sycamore Gap, could you rename 'Felling Station' for the weekend please? Would be a lovely touch... and it's word play too

If I ran Tyne and Wear Metro, I would consider maybe putting on more trains when they know it's busy rather than 12 fewer... but what do I know, eh?

Romelu Lukaku has now scored FIFTY more goals than the next top Belgian international goalscorer. I appreciate he often has a star-studded team behind him... but does he deserve more respect?

The five stages of grief. One - Denial

#AskDanny What is your honest view on getting booked for gesturing for a booking when you don't typically get booked for verbally asking for one?

Initial odds for my Spotify Wrapped Artist of 2024: Stevie Wonder: 4/9 Olivia Dean: 5/2 Norah Jones: 7/2 Robbie Williams: 4/1 ABBA: 9/2 Arctic Monkeys: 11/2 CHRVCHES: 8/1 Sugababes: 16/1 Ladyhawke: 20/1 Eric Cantona: 200/1 Others available on request.

You won, Spain. Enjoy the Euros, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Spain.

We're in a good place for the 2026 World Cup. I would expect Gareth Southgate to leave with his head held relatively high and let's see what someone like Graham Potter can do over the next couple of seasons. It'll come home soon

Also, what would it take to give Rodri the Ballon D'Or? He controls all the games he plays in and barely ever loses. Mentality monster. He's such a phenomenal player

I think that gold medal secures Djokovic as the undisputed GOAT of men's tennis. He's completed tennis #OlympicGames

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

One of the best players in Wolves history? Maybe! RIP

At what point do Nexus get replaced? Can they get replaced?